I'll get to the cruise don't worry, just wanted to give a
complete report of the trip. Our flight was supposed to leave
Columbus, Ohio at 6:10 but very soon after we woke up thunder
storms rolled in and saw one of the most spectacular lightning
shows on the way to the airport. Once at the airport, we were told
many different times that while the plane was still listed as being
"on time", there was a good chance that it would be delayed because
of weather. At 6:00 the storms rolled out and soon after, so did
our plane. Plane flight was uneventful and a few hors later we were
flying into Ft. Lauderdale. One thing I noticed while flying in was
that there were still a lot of blue taps covering up damage from
the hurricanes last year. Could really see this from the air as it
looked like a lot of structures still had damage. I was told later
that it would be over a year until contractors will be able to get
to
many of the residential houses.
Baggage pick-up went smooth and we were off to the Riverside
Hotel. We spent a lot of time researching different hotels for our
pre and post cruise stays. We finally narrowed it down to two. The
Riverside Hotel and The Pillars at New River Sound. Both are great
hotels for different reasons. The reviews of the Riverside on-line
have been mixed at best. One of the factors seems to be whether or
not you stay in a room in the old section or if you stay in the
tower section which is newer. Knowing this we made sure we booked a
room in the newer section. We requested a tower room w/ a balcony.
We were both very impressed with the room. Very spacious and well
decorated. They gave us a room on the top floor (12th floor) with
the balcony facing the water way. We arrived at 11:00 and our room
was ready. The hotel is right on Las Olas Blvd. Great location to
shop and to people watch. After settling in our room we decided to
find someplace to eat lunch.
Walking down Las Olas we quickly found that there is no shortage
of restaurants and sidewalk cafes. We settled on eating at a little
Italian Bistro called Louie Louie. Nice little place where can
choose to either sit inside or outside. Still getting used the
change of temperature form Columbus, Ohio to Florida, we chose to
sit inside. Food was good. I just had a pizza as they had several
articles on the wall as you walked in that mentioned they had been
voted best pizza in the city for several different years. It was
good. Thin crust but not crispy which was a little odd. The sauce
was also a little different. Not bad but just different. Might be a
good place to go for people who want to get that pizza fix before
they cruise. My wife had some kind of pasta dish. It was good as
well
.
After we ate we took a taxi to the Galleria Mall. The wife
wanted to buy some capris for the trip. The mall was "OK". Kind of
upscale but yet a little run down. I got the feeling that when the
mall opened (I'm guess mid to late 80's) that it was a great place
to shop but the empty retail spaces and lack of shoppers makes me
believe this shopping center has lost some luster. I got a little
impatient while she was shopping so I decided it was time to start
drinking. Walked outside and decided to hit a place almost right
next to the mall called The Blue Martini (I think that's what it
was called). A member of the wait staff told me that the bar was
open and to just have a seat. I sat. and sat. Then I sat some more.
After 10 minutes I still did not see a bartender. Was starting to
wonder where the other patrons sitting at the bar could have
possibly gotten their drinks. Did they just materialize? Did they
make them themselves? Were they the bartenders cleverly disguising
themselves as patrons so to get out of their duties? Couldn't
figure it out so I just left. Tine was running out and if the
significant other had to wait as long for me as I had for a drink,
the vacation would turn sour fairly quickly.
She had finished shopping and while we kind of wanted to go back
to the hotel, the thought of spending another 20.00 in cab fare to
get back to the hotel seemed like a waste since we just got
there.
We decided to stop and have a couple drinks instead. Went
directly next door to a place called the Capital Grille and ordered
2 white Russians made w/ Grey Goose Vodka which came to 18.00 (over
20.00 w/ tip)…so much for being frugal by not rushing off
and paying for a taxi back to the hotel. That's OK though, not only
did we have a couple of drinks but also ordered one of the biggest
pieces of chocolates cake I have ever seen. Not sure if it was just
that were hungry or what, but this was some damn tasty cake.
Took taxi back to the hotel and the wife wanted to take a nap. I
figured this would be the best time for me to get my first mojito.
Had heard a lot about them but still needed to hunt one down.
Before I left, however, I decided to open the door of the balcony
to let in the breeze. It's then that we heard it.
Someone below us had their balcony door open as well.
Someone below us was bumping uglies.
We sat out on the balcony and rated the waves of amorous sounds
coming from below us. Quite fun actually. Wish we had a recorder
and we could have played it back to them later.
After the show was over, I headed to the bar and she took a nap.
Never had a mojoto and damn they are tasty. Thought they were good
at the riverside Bar but had no idea how much better they would be
on the ship. I had three sitting at the bar and had some breat
conversation with an elderly woman who was in town for "a well know
New York hair stylists funeral" . I guess she has a bit of money.
Has a place in NYC as well and Fort Lauderdale and they kind of
just go back and forth between them. Lot of interesting stories
from her.
Ok,OK, this is getting too long so I'm going to try and wrap
this up. The rest of the evening went fine. Stopped at a few places
on Las Olas for drinks and went back to the hotel.
1:37 A.M.
"Oh, God, Oh God, Ooooooh GOOOOOOD!"
This it what we heard through the walls for the next half hour.
What the hell is in the air in Florida?
Day 2: Embarkment Ok, day 1 was way too long so I'm going to
skip over all the B.S. and just get to the ship. Funny thing
happened on the way through the port though. We saw a taxi that was
pulled over by a police officer. I asked the cabbie if they get in
trouble if they get a ticket. He mentioned that it is frowned upon
because it affects the insurance rates but they don't really get
into trouble. I thought that was the end of it. I was wrong. As we
are waiting in line in port, the people in front of us get a call
from their daughter. She was in the taxi that had gotten pulled
over. Her taxi driver had gotten arrested and they were sending
another taxi to drive her the rest of the way to the terminal. I'm
guessing that is a little frowned upon as well. We arrived at the
port about 11:30. We were herded into the holding pen and were
quickly processed in.
The Ship My first thoughts were how elegant the ship was. Lots
of glass and beautiful artwork. We picked up a welcome aboard
drink. The drinks tasted kind of strange. Not like the ones you
would get at the bar. I would advise people to stay away from these
and just go to the bar for a drink. We then walked to chops to make
reservations. Neither one of us are big on seafood so we had
already decided to do Chops on whatever night lobster was being
served in the main dining room. There was NO line at Chops and we
made reservations for 7:00 on Tuesday which was the day at
Georgetown. We then went to the Spa as we had hoped to get a
couples massage. After seeing a price list, we quickly changed our
mind as a couples massage was priced at 220.00. My wife settled for
a facial for 100.00. Really not bad since it is only 20.00 more
than she pays at home.
Next to the pool deck. The area was already filling up with
kids. We kept walking and changed into our suites between the main
pool area and the solarium. Noticed NO ONE was in the solarium pool
so this is where we plopped down for a good hour or so with our
feet dangling in the water, watching the people go by. It was like
a little oasis. No children under the age of 16 are allowed so it
was nice to be away from everything after a hectic couple of
days.
Were able to get in our room at 2:00 (maybe 1:00…can't
quite remember). The champagne and chocolate covered strawberries I
had ordered were in the room when we arrived. We ate the
strawberries and kept the champagne on ice to have it in the
evening while we were sailing away.
Had dinner in the Main dining room. Really good food. Had Tuscan
tomato soup as an appetizer. Really, really good. Then had crusted
cod on mashed potatoes for the meal. Not big on seafood but this
was very good. Both our head waiter and assistant waiter were from
Romania. Seemed to get much more service from the assistant. Is
this normal. His name is Silvio and was just a great guy. Whenever
we saw him around the ship he always went the extra mile. We gave
him the pre-paid tip at the end of the cruise as well as an extra
20.00 that I handed to him. Just a great guy.
Went back after dinner and cracked open the champagne. I took
off the metal wrapping that help in the cork and as soon as I did
the cork started to come of the top. Had to run out the open
balcony door to let ‘er fly. Surprised at how far it flew.
Hopefully a fish didn't try to eat it and choke to death.
OK…this is getting way too long and I'm getting tired of
writing a bunch of fluff that nobody wants to read.
High points of the trip:
Loved the Boleros Bar. Jerome, a bartender from the Philippines
makes hella good mojito. Not only that, he has rhythm when he
shakes them. He says he makes at least 100 a day and he has the
guns to prove it. Great, crazy guy with some great stories to tell.
I was sitting at the bar talking to a young kid (probably 18-20)
and the kid was telling me how he smuggled some ganja on board that
he bought on the island. Jerome must have overheard him and took
some mint leaves and rolled himself a "J". If you there it would
have been funny, trust me. I nicknamed him M&M (Mojito Man),
and it actually caught on w/some of the other passengers. Great
little bar that was never busy during the day but rocked the house
at night.
Loved the piano player in the schooner bar. This place already
had good atmosphere but you add one sarcastic piano player and in
was a great place to hang out late at night. He played every night
but one and form 8:00-8:45 and then again from 10:00 to 12:30.
Great singer and played a lot of Billy Joel, Crosby, Stills, and
Nash, Elton John. Not sure how much he likes his job. Was sarcastic
to people but I found it amusing. Not sure every one else did
though. He definitely gets better as the night went a long or it
may be that it just seemed that way people drank more and therefore
participated.
The pools were good. We didn't really hang out there that much.
Usually from like 8:30-11:00 A.M. We aren't sun worshipers or
anything so the appeal wasn't really there. Tons of people saving
chairs even though there are signs all over saying that you can't.
Must have had a bunch of illiterates on board ;-) Did see one
employee with tags with numbers (times) on them. He looked like he
almost wanted to put them on some of the chairs but never actually
saw him do it. Few different employees w/ "deck patrol" on their
shirts, never really saw them do much though.
Chops was the best meal I have had in a long time. I told my
wife we should have eaten there 2 or three times on the cruise. One
of the best things about it was that it was so quiet compared to
windjammer and My Fair Lady. The service was great as well and the
food was incredible. I ordered a filet mignon, butter flied, medium
well. It was huge (10 oz.) and perfectly done. Just a great
restaurant and well worth the 20.00 we each paid.
Both port were good but I liked Jamaica much better that the
Cayman Islands. I can understand why many people would agree with
me but it's just a matter of preference. You see, when I go to
another country, I actually want to feel like I am in another
country. I want to be immersed in their culture. Jamaica was like
that for me. I loved it. Beautiful country and while the people
don't seem to have a lot, most of them seem to be happy. In a way I
envy them because they don't really seem to care about material
possessions. We spent 2/3 of the time at the Breezes resort which
was about 20 miles from the port. Nice place. Many people
(including a group of young teenage girls) we went with were a
little surprised to see that part of the beach was nude. The only
way you know (other than the obvious) that you were wandering onto
the nude part was that there was a sign saying that photography was
not allowed. We thought it was cool that as you walked out into the
water on the beach you were almost immediately surrounded by a
school of yellow and black striped fish. We went a got some bread
from the buffet and took it out in the water. They were literally
jumping out of the water trying to get the bread. We spent a lot of
time feeding the fish. There was a lot of eating a drinking here as
well. On the way back we convinced the driver of the bus to stop at
a gas station to get some beer for the trip back. He got some good
tips for that. When we got back we stopped at the village place
w/all the shops to do some shopping. Those who haven't been there,
this is right by the port. I bought a few red stripes and some jerk
chicken at a little outside stand. Great stuff. There was a duck
that kept coming around while I was eating and pestering me until I
gave him some chicken to eat. Though this was a bit odd. Aren't
ducks and chicken like cousins or something? We bought a couple of
bottles of liquor at the duty free shop right by the port. They
asked us if we wanted them to take it back to the ship and we just
said we would do it. We figured when it went through the x-ray
machine they would take it from us. Never happened. Our bags went
right through the machine and we enjoyed the bottles the rest of
the cruise.
Cayman Islands were "OK". Sting ray city was cool but with 5
ships in port, there were really just too many people at the sand
bar. I would have enjoyed it much better if it were less crowded.
Georgetown itself just seemed to be a bunch of shops. I'm really
sure why every one likes is so much. If I didn't know any better I
would have thought I was in southern Florida. We went to Senor
Frogs to get a snack and a drink. Maybe it was just because it was
still spring break but this place was off the hook crazy. All kinds
of bikini clad girls dancing on the stage and table gyrating their
goods like they were in heat or something. This was at noon. Would
be interesting to go back at night and see what was going on. We
each ordered nachos and a large margarita. Total cost: 63.00. The
table next to us had 8 people and I think the guy paying the bill
almost had a heart attack when he saw that there bill was almost
270.00. I don't think a lot of people read the part of the cruise
compass for the day that mentioned the Cayman money is worth more
than American money, there, you have to add 20% on to whatever the
price is. Not only that, the restaurant automatically charges a 15%
gratuity to all orders. Basically is you eat or drink at senor
Frogs you need to realize that your meal will cost you 35% more
than the price listed. Georgetown was OK. Could care less if I went
back though.
Hmmmmm….not sure what else to mention. I'm sure there is
a lot of stuff I forgot to mention…
Ooooh, I did want to mention that we stayed at the Pillars at
New River Sound for our post cruise stay. This is such an awesome
little hotel. I think they only have 20 room (2 are suites) and it
is just a little oasis. There is a reason why this is ranked as the
number one hotel in fort Lauderdale on tripadvisor.com. Probably
the most comfortable beds I've ever slept on the they also had down
pillows. The pool area is incredible with lush vegetation all
around. They even have there own water taxi stop right by their
pool. If a taxi is coming, you can press the button and a light
flashed to let the taxi know you want to be picked up. It's about a
block and a half from the beach as well so it is well within
walking distance. We spent the evening at the local establishments
at the Beach Place. Ate dinner at LuLu's Bait shack which has HUGE
fishbowl drinks (19.95) and then spent some time at the Howl at the
Moon piano bar which was OK but not nearly as good as the one that
was here in Columbus. There was also a bar down by the beach called
house of 100 tequilas. They actually had 103 different bottles. I
asked what the most expensive kind was and she showed me a 140.00
bottle of tequila. A shot went for 12.50. She gave my wife and I a
shot on the house (one shot between both of us to try). Very
different. Had no taste till it hit your stomach. Then it felt like
napalm.
Well, I guess that's all. Kind of a strange review/report but if
anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask.
Jay