Dave the Wave..those 40 women just didn't "show up" on your cruise..they are members of your devoted stalking 'Dave The Wave" fan club..
FYI..iin your speedo's with your tan, you don't look like an average white boy (VBG)..sure you are not one of the brothers from the block (smile)..they wear baggie stuff to leave more to the imigination
however, I do like your blue trunks ? where did you get them from ? I might buy some to wear on the Freedom of the Seas next May and maybe someone will think we are brothers !!