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Old June 16th, 2004, 06:06 AM
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Default Rules for Hosekeeping

Found this on another unrelated board.

> 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
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> 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
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> 3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
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> 4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.
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> 5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
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> 6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
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> 7. I don't put things away because ... my husband will never be able to find them again.
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> 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
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> 9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
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> 10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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Old June 16th, 2004, 07:41 AM
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Sounds good to me !! Thanks for the chuckles..;-)
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Old June 16th, 2004, 10:37 AM
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And one more...I don't dust...because dust is a protective coating.

Thanks for all those, now I have more than just one excuse. :-)

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Old June 16th, 2004, 10:50 AM
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sounds good to me.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 11:23 AM
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I don't do house work at all, that is why I have a maid service
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:03 PM
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I thought this message was about how firemen keep their hoses in tip-top shape, but I guess it must have been a typo. <G>

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Old June 16th, 2004, 04:25 PM
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I like the cute poem very much its funney keep up the humer
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Old June 16th, 2004, 07:05 PM
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Sorry I am a very poor keyboarder. I suggest we all copy, paste, enlarge, bold type and print on enon paper; then hang on the fridge.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 11:21 PM
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How about..............I don't cook, so then hubby will book a cruise to get a decent meal!
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