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Old October 18th, 2007, 08:31 AM
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I'm still here....I won't go away!

I'm last!

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Old October 18th, 2007, 09:57 AM
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I come by and Melody has beat me to it again. Now, I am on top!
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time to change positions -- you are not on top anymore. I'm last and I will be back.

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Manuel,

You've got way too much time on your hands. I think it's time for a cruise.......... 8)

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Old October 19th, 2007, 04:10 AM
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dean i do need a cruise soon. we will be on the carnival liberty in december
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I guess the rest of you have given up.....I have been last all day!

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Old October 21st, 2007, 03:19 AM
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We are baccckkk!! From Vacation and last on this post.
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I am glad you are back and I love your dancing cows!!

I'MMMM LAST.....

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Old October 21st, 2007, 01:59 PM
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Nope it's still me and the cows.
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This is fun. i am last again.

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Old October 22nd, 2007, 12:15 AM
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Quote:
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This is fun. i am last again.

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To bad it didn't last. This is fun.
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Old October 22nd, 2007, 05:59 AM
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It may not last but it's a blast.

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Old October 22nd, 2007, 09:25 AM
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She's back the girl with class.
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Katlady i will agree that you are a girl wiy class. But now i'm LAST.


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So very many people try to be the last to post on this respectable bit of database and as you all can see, I am the last one at this time and we will agree that it probably won't be for long.
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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Old October 22nd, 2007, 10:52 PM
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Quote:
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So very many people try to be the last to post on this respectable bit of database and as you all can see, I am the last one at this time and we will agree that it probably won't be for long.
Mehawk your stay wasn't long check out the cows they are wearing thongs.
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I liked the two previous posts. But we do not stay last for long. That mkes it all the more fun.

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Old October 23rd, 2007, 09:50 AM
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This is fun but I really got to run.
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Quote:
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Quote:
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So very many people try to be the last to post on this respectable bit of database and as you all can see, I am the last one at this time and we will agree that it probably won't be for long.
Mehawk your stay wasn't long check out the cows they are wearing thongs.
I don't see any thongs, all I see is the "udder" side of them.
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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maybe those are cow thongs.......

I'm last

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Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
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Quote:
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maybe those are cow thongs.......

I'm last

Manuel

you being last is now in the past.
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memememememememememememememe
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eenie meenie miney moe
partsguy has got to go
the last spot belongs to me
for just how long, we will see!

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Not for long, now it belongs to me.

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Manuel as you came now see! This last post belongs to the cows and me! Hee hee hee hee!
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Katlady i love your rhyme, but i'm last at this time

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You want to rhymn, have plenty of time, do you have a dime, I'm kinda fine, on a fine line, I have nine, and I love pine, I work with a vine, and drink of the wine.
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I can't rhyme, but i will drink the wine. I'm last and i'll be back.

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Melody is last
She bumped Manuel fast
Now I wait to see
Who will bump me!

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Why, me of course. Who did you expect
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