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Old April 20th, 2013, 07:29 PM
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10 weeks from today ,yippie .
Mine is sooner...

It's cold out today and tonight only in the upper 20's....Spring does not want to get here.....At the rate this weather is going I'll be bundled up in sweaters for sail away!!
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OK!

I will tell you all more about my cruise.

We saw all the shows and the ice show, the aqua show and the comedians are just fabulous. The productions shows were all great. I really liked the CD ( Ricky Mathews ), he sure was a lot of fun and is a very energetic guy.
The food on the Oasis was very good and I went along with the idea that the better you booze the better you cruise.

I enjoyed the Diamond Lounge and the excellent staff made it even better.

We had perfect weather on this cruise and therefore we had a good time on all the ports. We did not stay out too long in any of them because we loved the ship so much.

We had not cruised in two years and I was beginning to think that just living in Florida was enough since we have near-by beaches, palm trees, warmth and sunshine.
As soon as I got on the Oasis I feel in love with cruising all over again.

It's hard to put into words the fun that this cruise really was.

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Welcome back Manuel,glad that you had a great cruise.
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Thanks LF.

It sure was a great cruise.

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Old April 21st, 2013, 08:12 AM
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Sounds like an awesome cruise TM!!

The most important question...... How where the Grasshoppers


Glad you had CD Matthews, I hear he is much better then Amy the other Oasis CD.

Ditto here too....took a 2 year break from cruising due to feeling "cruised out" now back to cruising better then ever!!

You don't have to put into words how good it was.....being recently off Allure I know exactly what you mean! I'm still suffering "Allure post cruise depression"

How fast was Debark for you? who was working the diamond lounge?


Have a great day everyone!!!!
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Good morning Gang

CQ, I will tell you that the Grasshoppers were fine. , but I did some wine drinking as well.

Debarking was fine. We were not in a rush because we were driving.

The Diamond lounge was run by a young lady from India who had a Portuguese last name ( Fernandes ) that goes back to the colonial days.
The staff there were great and they were very eager to take care of us.
I really could have used another week on that ship.

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Good morning Gang.

Bob, my heart goes out to you and your family. I hope things went as well as possible.

TM, I'm glad you and your wife enjoyed the cruise.

I looked at the price of airfare yesterday. I was thinking of going to see friends in the Wilmington/Philly areas this summer. Unless I find something cheaper I'm going to take a pass and save my money for either San Antonio with the kids next year or a cruise. As much as I like my friends, it's not worth the money to fly up and sit around and talk when I can chat on the computer. My question is: why are the prices so high?
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Old April 21st, 2013, 11:16 AM
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TM I'm glad your Grasshoppers were good!!!

Moiraine yeah I heard airfares are going up!! the fares are so high these days.... IMO I would skip visiting the friend and do San Antonio or cruise.
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Old April 21st, 2013, 12:32 PM
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Personally, I don't see a reason why the prices are so very high. I wish someone could explain...and while we're at it...fuel prices...other than greed.
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Personally, I don't see a reason why the prices are so very high. I wish someone could explain... .
Since we are willing to pay they keep the prices high. I fly fairly often and the planes are always full. Since many of us have to travel, we don't have much choice.

We will be flying to Ct. on may 3rd.

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Manuel ,the magic # is now 15
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LF, it will be here before you know it.

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Yes ,it shall,Manuel .
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Old April 22nd, 2013, 10:04 AM
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Good morning Gang. I just at a piece of banana bread. I've got laundry going and need to vacuum and walk the dog, among other things. Hope you all have a good day.
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Good morning Gang

Happy Mojito Monday

Things are back to normal at the TM's household. We do have some things to take care of because in less than two weeks we will be flying to Ct.
Hopefully next year we will do a nice cruise again.

Have a nice week folks.

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Good Morning Gang,
Well we had a flirtation with spring. Highs were in the 50s this weekend, hopefully we will see a warm up soon.
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Good Morning Gang!!

Moiraine sounds good---well at least the banana bread Not laundry and vacuum


Bob if you see spring please send it my way....the heat is on this morning!!


TM maybe you can squeeze another cruise in before this year is up...


Have a great day all!!!
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TM maybe you can squeeze another cruise in before this year is up...


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This year would be tough. We plan visit some relatives in Tennessee this August and possibly Ct. again in the fall.
We have been to Disney twice this year and we took the Oasis cruise, so we will have to cruise next year.

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Good Tuesday Morning All!!

I think Spring is popping in tomorrow with a high of 72 but down to 29 in the evening....We shall get there soon or later....

TM you do have other smaller trips throughout the year. 2014 is right around the corner anyway..... The months are just flying by so quick!!

Have an awesome day all!!


Let's Go RANGERS!!
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Voyager Of The Seas
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For the first time ever we are doing 3 cruises in one year.
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Hey Gang - Happy Tea Tuesday,

We had somebody out to talk about our kitchen. You know if you measure the cost of this remodel in cruises I haven't decided if it seems cheaper of more expensive. Of course a cruise doesn't have resale value.
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Good afternoon Gang. It's been quiet around here today. I went to bed early last night thinking I would get a little extra sleep...but I woke up around 3:00am.
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Good afternoon Gang

It's been a busy day for us. Between Dr.'s app. and grocery shopping and some gardening the day has gone by quickly.

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Today I wore my heaviest sweat shirt and heaviest winter coat and I was cold outside .
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LF, May will be here soon so it should start to warm up in a few days.

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It is a Wet Wednesday here. Started raining yesterday afternoon and is still at it.
DW baked some cookies and we took them to FIL & wife. He is feeling much better, responding to an antibiotic IV for a blood infection. The wife continues to be flighty but happy.
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Good Day Gang!!

Happy Wine Wednesday!!

70's today....finally...

Bob glad all is going ok with FIL and wife!! So fun getting an updated kitchen...really cost big bucks reface alittle cheaper but you get it all back at the sale. My realtor once told me the top important things home buyers look for is 1. location 2. updated kitchen......

Have an awesome day everyone!!!
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70's today ,finally .Do I dare put away my winter clothes ?
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Good afternoon Gang

Bright sunshine and temps in the low eighties here.

I was outside most of the morning.

Bob, I'm glad that your FIL is doing better. And up-grading your kitchen sure is a positive thing to do.

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A beautiful day here today.
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