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Old December 17th, 2011, 01:14 PM
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So it's been a while since I did a caption post. I saw this picture and I just had to see what clever captions we could come up with.
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I can't believe they cancelled my cruise!!!!

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What do you mean Pluto is not a planet anymore????
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Oh my God!!!!! You slept with HER???????
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OK OK ....I'll buy the drinks...just let go of my nuts!!
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OK OK ....I'll buy the drinks...just let go of my nuts!!
Okay I love that one.
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OK: Now cough.

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my onboard expense account is what???
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So it's been a while since I did a caption post. I saw this picture and I just had to see what clever captions we could come up with.
OMG ,Dick Cheney is taking me hunting .
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OMG ,Dick Cheney is taking me hunting .

Good one!!!......

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OMG ,Dick Cheney is taking me hunting .
Too Funny.
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Henry, I think you just won the prize! PRICELESS!

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Ryan for VP.....

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She was a man!!!!
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"What do you mean she's my sister"!!
I hate it when that happens.
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