A question for the ladies..... - Page 6

Dave the Wave · #**151** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 10:32 AM

That's OK. Ok, let's get back to the topic. Anyone have any good Speedo pictures or stories?

momofmeg · #**152** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave the Wave

That's OK. Ok, let's get back to the topic. Anyone have any good Speedo pictures or stories?

I think I told you about the older man with the major beer belly wearing the too small swimsuit-his suit could not stay up over his belly and kept sliding down- so he had like 6 inches of butt crack showing-speedos would have been preferable believe me!

I was afraid it was going to slide down further and he was going to show too much in the front if you know what I mean!

traveler girl · #**153** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 12:06 PM

well there was the time I was the "lifeguard" and he was the "drowning swimmer" scenario ....

Ah TOTALLY kidding !!!!!!

It's FRIDAY!!!!

Dave the Wave · #**154** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 12:36 PM

Yes, TGIF!!!! Big day on the water planned. Will wear my new Speedo!

venice · #**155** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 05:27 PM

Dave..did you notice how many "hits" this thread has ? You've set your alltime personal best..women must really respect you..what is your next deep thought topic ? (VBG)

Dave the Wave · #**156** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 07:00 PM

I don't know if anything brings as much attention as a Speedo. Will be tough to beat. 8)

The girls act like they are repulsed by them yet at the same time, they are fascinated. Really weird.....

momofmeg · #**157** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave the Wave

I don't know if anything brings as much attention as a Speedo. Will be tough to beat. 8)

The girls act like they are repulsed by them yet at the same time, they are fascinated. Really weird.....

You know I have been racking my brain for a speedo story-and I guess I don't pay that much attention to them-I do remember about 10 years ago we spent a wek in Orando and hit all the parks including a waterpark that was affialted with sea world-we got these special tickets-that allowed us to go there, Sea world and Universal Studios for 5 days.

Well at the waterpark was this guy from somewhere in the middle east. Strong, tall ,muscular and very attractive inhis speedo style suit-until I got near him-he had very bad BO-likehee had not bathed in a year. I was ready to leave that park!

You know Dave, I usually notice things when there is a negative effect there-like the old man with the beer gut and butt crack. If people look okay in their whatever they are wearing I do not pay that much attention.

Now I also remember a young woman-no more then 25 who was at least a size 16-18 and she had on a g-string bikini. I found that pretty gross! Now I know many say-you should be able to wear what you want to-blah-blah-blah and I agree to an extent-but why put yourself in a bad light? This young woman would not had looked half bad in a tankini. In the right suit she could have looked 30 pounds thinner.

so I guess I just don't notice as much when a person looks good in their skimpy attire. I just notice the ones that look bad-or in the case of the one guy-smell bad.

traveler girl · #**158** (**permalink**) July 28th, 2006, 07:38 PM

ah I hear you on that smelly front .... last night a guy was chatting me up at the bar with the worst breath ever ... and I'm not a rude person so I suffered through the marathon story .. maybe if he had a speedo on I could have suffered with a bit more glee because he was quite attractive .. hee hee lol

Dave the Wave · #**159** (**permalink**) July 30th, 2006, 08:26 AM

Well, today I am taking my kids to Wet n' Wild. I was a lifeguard there in high school back around 1980-82. The kids have wanting to go there to see where the Legend of Dave the Wave originated. 8)

I will have my camera and get some pics of Speedos for you girls.

Stay tuned....

venice · #**160** (**permalink**) July 30th, 2006, 09:04 AM

perhaps a new legend will be born today with your sons carrying on the family tradition !!!

with the incredible humidity here today, a water park sounds pretty cool, but crowed

Dave the Wave · #**161** (**permalink**) July 30th, 2006, 09:18 AM

Veice,

Yes, it is hot!! Water Parks are in order. Can't imagin trapsing around the Magic Kingdom. People are nuts to do that!

Speedo pics coming up... 8)

StephenAGoreJr · #**162** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 01:18 AM

ha, mom of meg got mad at me. Actually, not as young as you think...but always a child at heart. I can take a joke...can everyone else? I know my buddies Dave and Traveler girl can

traveler girl · #**163** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 10:12 AM

1. Wow, and your feet are so big
2. This explains your car.
3. Are you cold?
4. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
5. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

Dave the Wave · #**164** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 01:36 PM

pretty good TG. Well, I was at Wet n'Wild yesterday and only was able to capture two Speedos with my camera. Should this guy be wearing a Speedo?

Dave the Wave · #**165** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 01:38 PM

Oh, Speedo is the Officail Swimwear of Wet n'Wild. I asked this guy if he knew of the Legend of Dave the Wave. He said, "Dave Who?"

I said, "I worked here back in 1980-82"

He said, "I was born in 1988!"

traveler girl · #**166** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 01:55 PM

the guy on the left should DEFINITELY NOT be wearing a Speedo - so he made the right choice!

The guy WEARING the Speedo would look much hotter in board shorts but I'm giving give him a two thumbs up along with a towel!

The Legend of Dave the Wave should be mandatory reading for all new employees at Wet N WILD - I hope you gave him a bit of a smackdown!!

Dave the Wave · #**167** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 01:57 PM

Should this guy be wearing a Speedo??

traveler girl · #**168** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 02:02 PM

um no ..

traveler girl · #**169** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 02:04 PM

but again .. hey - you are on holidays and he is comfortable in his own skin and good for him for being carefree!!! So two thumbs up for his attitude!!

So to each his own ... !!!

Me ?? who am I to judge!!!??

venice · #**170** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 02:39 PM

Dave The Wave...in fairness, you should show us pictures of the young ladies in their 2 piece swimsuits that you also snapped !!!

Dave the Wave · #**171** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 03:04 PM

Believe it or not, I did not get many pics of girls there. This was my old psotion at Wet n' Wild though. Thus the name Dave the Wave. I couldn't believe non of the guards there had heard of me....

venice · #**172** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 03:08 PM

DTW...thanks for posting the picture...I bet if you ask her Dad, he could tell her about the legend of Dave The Wave !!!

traveler girl · #**173** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 03:14 PM

well I used to be a lifeguard / instructor when I was in highschool and you have achieved legendary status here in Canada ...

We had a shrine in our change room with your picture at the centre, a speedo underneath it, a whistle, a buoy and of course - a first aid kit from the swooning and fainting!!!!

Dave the Wave · #**174** (**permalink**) July 31st, 2006, 03:25 PM

Here is a picture of my Speedo. These are the same the guards were wearing there.

Dave the Wave · #**175** (**permalink**) August 1st, 2006, 10:52 AM

By the end of the day, the word had gotten out that Dave the Wave was in the park. Quite a few of the young girls working there ran up asking for autographs. Here I was wearing the Royal Caribbean hat I won in the belly flop contest in my orange Speedo.

After awhile, I had to tell them I was there with my kids and we still had some slides to do and I would come back another time for a guest appearance and maybe even sit in for a session at the Wave pool in the guard chair. They decided to change the name back to the "Dave the Wave Pool"....

venice · #**176** (**permalink**) August 1st, 2006, 11:28 AM

DTW..you could play" Aquaman's Father" in the upcoming blockbuster movie

momofmeg · #**177** (**permalink**) August 2nd, 2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave the Wave

By the end of the day, the word had gotten out that Dave the Wave was in the park. Quite a few of the young girls working there ran up asking for autographs. Here I was wearing the Royal Caribbean hat I won in the belly flop contest in my orange Speedo.

After awhile, I had to tell them I was there with my kids and we still had some slides to do and I would come back another time for a guest appearance and maybe even sit in for a session at the Wave pool in the guard chair. They decided to change the name back to the "Dave the Wave Pool"....

well Dave you look like you had fun-you know I think it was that park where the stinky guy in the speedo was-is that park owned by the same people that owns
Sea World?

Dave the Wave · #**178** (**permalink**) August 3rd, 2006, 01:11 PM

I am not sure if Sea World owns it but they are affiliated somehow. You can buy a pass that gets you into several parks including Universal. International Drive is a nightmare. I don't know how people get brainwashed into thinking that is a vacation to be in Orlando, pay stupid money for theme parks and fight the crowds over there.

Even the girls at Wet n' Wild wear Speedos....

venice · #**179** (**permalink**) August 3rd, 2006, 06:20 PM

and you told us you didn't take very many pictures of the female lifeguards! (VBG)..perhaps you should establish and fund a lifeguard chair with your name on it and have Speedo's corporation underwrite it with you to ensure that all future life guards know the legend of "Dave The Wave"

Dave the Wave · #**180** (**permalink**) August 3rd, 2006, 06:55 PM

That's a good idea. I will work on that. 8)