Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old April 15th, 2010, 04:03 PM
earl earl is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: MONTREAL
Posts: 1,984
Default English

little humor……..

A Canadian farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January
are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight. They are
dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, etc.
An American couple standing nearby is intrigued by their
manner of dress. The wife says to the husband, "Look at
that couple. I wonder where they're from."

He replies, "How would I know?"
She counters, "You could go and ask them."
He says, "I don't really care. You want to know,
you go and ask them."

She decides to do just that and walks over to the
couple and asks, "Excuse me. Looking at how you
are dressed, I wondered where you're from..."

The farmer replies, " Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
The woman returns to her husband who asks,

"So, where are they from?"

She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old April 20th, 2010, 11:27 AM
skymaster's Avatar
skymaster skymaster is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 10,931
Default

__________________
Marine, Pilot, Singer, Tuba Player, Carnival "Diamond"!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old April 20th, 2010, 11:47 AM
johnthed0g's Avatar
johnthed0g johnthed0g is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 2,676
Default

I was gonna do a joke about the volcano ....but I thought I would let the dust settle.....
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old April 20th, 2010, 10:16 PM
Fern's Avatar
Fern Fern is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 5,627
Default

I'll second Ken's post: !
__________________
Fern
Carnival Inspiration2002CarnivalElation&
GrandPrincess2004NCLSun2005
SunPrincess2006NCLDream&
CaribbeanPrincess2007NCLDawn&
IslandPrincess2008IslandPrincess&
GoldenPrincess2009CarnivalConquest&
GrandPrincess2010IslandPrincess&
GrandPrincess2011CarnivalMagic&
CarnivalDream2012IslandPrincess&
CarnivalMagic2013CarnivalLegend2014&
CarnivalMagic&CoralPrincess2015
CarnivalLiberty&CaribbeanPrincess2016
EmeraldPrincess2017 Island Princess2018
CoralPrincess2019
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old May 17th, 2010, 10:09 PM
Manuel Manuel is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 24,556
Default



TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011+4/4/2016
Independence 12/29/13
Vision OTS 2-14-2015
Freedom OTS 3/6/16
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Tunis english anyone? jetlag89 Costa 3 December 9th, 2009 08:11 AM
TODD ENGLISH IRIS Cunard 1 March 9th, 2006 02:31 PM
English Tom Morrissey Travel Gripes! 0 December 16th, 2003 03:18 PM
No Speakie English George & Gina Princess Cruise Lines 10 January 7th, 2002 04:27 AM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:05 PM.
design by: Themes by Design