Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old April 9th, 2012, 06:48 PM
earl earl is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: MONTREAL
Posts: 1,984
Default Polite way!!!!

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'


Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite.


What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'


'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'


The teacher fainted
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old April 9th, 2012, 07:00 PM
johnthed0g's Avatar
johnthed0g johnthed0g is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 2,676
Default

Just an aside...I was told off on CruiseCritic for saying "pee" & warned/barred from Cruislinefans for using the term Urine...
Funny joke though!!
__________________
Some answer questions...I also question answers
JTD 2010
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old April 9th, 2012, 10:22 PM
earl earl is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: MONTREAL
Posts: 1,984
Default

I guess its okay here!! I think!~
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old April 10th, 2012, 02:25 AM
Manuel Manuel is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 24,556
Default

It's OK and it's funny.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011+4/4/2016
Independence 12/29/13
Vision OTS 2-14-2015
Freedom OTS 3/6/16
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old April 10th, 2012, 12:07 PM
Lakers Fan Lakers Fan is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 22,576
Default

Very funny . Each of the 16 cruise sites has a TOS for people to follow.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old April 11th, 2012, 08:58 AM
green_rd's Avatar
green_rd green_rd is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 6,753
Default

Johnny is not so litte
__________________
Bob

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016, 2018, Crown 2019
Sail Croatia 2018
Sail Windjammer: Mandalay 2017
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old July 5th, 2012, 12:07 AM
Waiting4acruise Waiting4acruise is offline
Senior Member
Captain
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Carrollton, TX
Posts: 601
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by green_rd View Post
Johnny is not so litte
Maybe his friend is.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old August 3rd, 2012, 03:33 PM
zydecocruiser's Avatar
zydecocruiser zydecocruiser is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,881
Default

I got a warning on CC for saying the weather was partly nipply.
__________________
------------
My cruise web site
I show you my experiences and leave it up to you to decide if it is for you or not.




Done:

Carnival Horizon Transatlantic

Carnival Splendor Panama Canal

Royal Princess

Vision of the Seas

Carnival Miracle Alaska




Carnival Diamond
Princess Platinum
and more...
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old August 16th, 2012, 10:14 PM
Manuel Manuel is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 24,556
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by zydecocruiser View Post
I got a warning on CC for saying the weather was partly nipply.
There is more freedom of expression on Cruisemates.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011+4/4/2016
Independence 12/29/13
Vision OTS 2-14-2015
Freedom OTS 3/6/16
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old August 17th, 2012, 12:55 AM
Lakers Fan Lakers Fan is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 22,576
Default

Once again we disagree ,Manuel .
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
joke, pee, polite


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:08 PM.
design by: Themes by Design