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Old June 10th, 2006, 06:39 PM
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Default A COWBOY

Subject: A Cowboy
> A West Texas cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when
> suddenly
> a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
> The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses
> and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you
> exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me
> a
> calf?"
> The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
> peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
> it
> to his Cingula! r RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
> Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
> exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
> that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports
> it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within moments he
> receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and
> the data stored.
> He then accesses ! a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
> spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
> receives
> a response.
> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
> miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
> says,
> "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
&g t; "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the
> cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on
> amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
> Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly
> what
> your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks
> about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
> You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.
> "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie,
> "but how did you guess that?"
> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
> though
> nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to
> a
> question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you
> are; and you don't know a thing about cows........ !
> ;
> Now give me back my dog."
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