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Old October 19th, 2008, 03:46 AM
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Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He

finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there

for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde

joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very

deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke,

Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you

should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and

mutters,'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Old October 19th, 2008, 06:13 AM
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Old October 20th, 2008, 12:11 AM
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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