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Old October 2nd, 2009, 03:27 PM
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Subject: FW: Two Garbage Bags

> A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips and every once in a while a
> $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her
> and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
> "Oh, really? Darn!," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see
> if I can find them. Thank you for telling me."
> "Well, now, not so fast," says the Police Officer. "How did you get all
> that
> money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
> "Oh, good gracious, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard is
> right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game
> days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.
> So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy
> sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'."
> "Well, that seems only fair," laughs the policeman. "OK! Good luck! By the
> way, what's in the other bag?"
> "Well, you know," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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